True Screwed Life

Examples of true screwed life, created by the actions of time traveling criminals include, but are not limited to: the descendants of a criminal who mated with an instance of himself in a female body, oftentimes after that second instance of the criminal was completely mind controlled, and / or data replaced into believing he was actually female. See: Vera Gallagher, Jeremy Houck, Marlynn Stillions, Rodney Blackwell

The descendants of the daughter of a time traveling criminal, who repeatedly mated and produced children with her half-brother, who was descended from a different instance of the same time traveling criminal his half-sister was. See: Rudolph Grinch, Giselle Schröder, Clarice Larsen Grinch, Hansel Grinch, Gretel Grinch, Annabel Grinch, Elsa Grinch

These forms of 'True Screwed Life' serve criminal puposes by being easily manipulated, prone to disbelief of reality, and often, because their circumstances were not accidental, because they are, and all their resulting descendants are also, essentially fully information controlled to the point of being essentially puppets of the criminals who engineered their creation.

Gallaghers should see: Chic Fila

Webers should see: Moff Tarkin

Rawlings should see: Glossau Amalfi

Duncans should see: Chili Palma

All humanoids should see: Saurian Time Traveling Criminals